When you have bacon?
A couple of weeks ago, a friend sent this to me, and its quite possibly the best gift you could ever get your girlfriend (if you never want to get any again). Although this is kind of awesome and I would probably eat it. In case you actually do want to have intimate relations with your girlfriend, buy her flowers and take her out to breakfast (where you can get some thick sliced bacon). Breakfast in bed is even better!
And seriously, in case you didn’t know, ALL girls love flowers.